Mediterranean Mint Gelato, 1 PT

You'd spot this pint in the grocery freezer aisle or pull it from your freezer for an after-dinner treat or a low-effort gathering — it reads like a premium, indulgent dessert with a slightly nostalgic gelato vibe. The creamy mint-chocolate appearance promises rich texture and comfort, but it’s a packaged, ready-to-serve indulgence rather than something scooped from a shop counter. The presence of stabilizers, emulsifiers and flavored extracts points to industrial processing used to create smooth texture, consistent flavor, and shelf stability, which are hallmarks of ultraprocessed frozen desserts.